At times I look around at YouTube and at times you find these weird superstitious
clips that muslims post and get all scared about.
Here's three examples:
Jinn offering prayers to Baal (a.k.a. Allah)
ofcourse anyone with eyes can see this is just a pole holding
a rug, but a muslim that is superstitious, like all heathen are
they will believe anything you tell them.
Fish Girl
This clip according to the information says this is a girl
that became a fish while in reality this is a guitarfish.
Devil woman
And here we see a man that is dressed up as a woman
laying behind a table where they use a mirror to make the
illusion that it is indeed a "Devil woman" that was turned
this way because she played around with the Koran.
Superstitious idiocy is what it all is, but good for a laugh.
And also shows the deceptive nature of muslims, trying to
prove Baal to be real while the Bible says Baal is not real
by lying for this fake "god".
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
A joke about the koran
The quran is at a job interview. The boss asks, "Do you have references?"
quran replies, "Torah and the Bible, call them."
So the boss calls Torah, and Torah replies, "I have never heard of him."
Confused, the boss calls the Bible and the Bible says,
"I know him; he is a liar and a thief and is actually from Satan, the devil, don't believe him."
Pressed by the boss, quran defends by saying "they are liars."
And the boss reasons: "if they are liars, why do you use them for references unless you are insane?"
quran replies, "Torah and the Bible, call them."
So the boss calls Torah, and Torah replies, "I have never heard of him."
Confused, the boss calls the Bible and the Bible says,
"I know him; he is a liar and a thief and is actually from Satan, the devil, don't believe him."
Pressed by the boss, quran defends by saying "they are liars."
And the boss reasons: "if they are liars, why do you use them for references unless you are insane?"
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Yet another joke
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent
it through Washington, DC., and those jerks deducted $95.00 in taxes.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent
it through Washington, DC., and those jerks deducted $95.00 in taxes.
Another joke
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!
Friday, May 4, 2007
A joke
An old-time southern, hell-fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage
son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a
profession.
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and
he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four
objects: - a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of whisky and - a
Playboy magazine.
"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and
when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he
picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would
be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-go od, low down
drunkard, and, Lord, help me.... what a shame that would be.
And worst of all..... if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a
skirt-chasin', no good bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect
them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up
the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. Then he uncorked the
bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered,
"He's gonna be a Congressman!"
son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a
profession.
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and
he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four
objects: - a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of whisky and - a
Playboy magazine.
"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and
when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he
picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would
be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-go od, low down
drunkard, and, Lord, help me.... what a shame that would be.
And worst of all..... if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a
skirt-chasin', no good bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect
them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up
the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. Then he uncorked the
bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered,
"He's gonna be a Congressman!"
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